Lyrics

I knew Wall Street was the place to be
But who’s gonna hire a guy like me
So, I went in bold and delivered my shtick
Clearing the room as I swung my dick

I got in with some guys who played it hard
With the murderous blade of capitalist Jihad
Devoid of ethics, their creed was greed
But they didn’t see the executioner was me

I started in summer and two months later
Was killin’ it max as a high-frequency trader
Success is sweetest at its very inception
And soon I took off in a new direction

I’m gonna be the first trillionaire
Call me trillionaire zero
I’m gonna be the first trillionaire
Call me trillionaire zero

I hacked my way to their mother code
Built my own algorithm before they could know it
Skimming up piles of floating cash
Beating them blind with my pico-second flash

I set my sights on something bigger
A reckless bet but I pulled the trigger
And now, there’s no one left to beat
The New Renaissance lies at my feet

Ah, look at me, dad – I’m killing the bastards
The entire floor is my corner office
I can stick my finger in everyone’s pie
When Simon says jump they ask, from what height

I’m gonna be the first trillionaire
Call me trillionaire zero
I’m gonna be the first trillionaire
Call me trillionaire zero